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A Game that wasn’t Balderdash!

At the February 2018 meeting, we played a game! It wasn’t Balderdash.  😉

Pick out the correct synopsis for each story, among the many alternate-timeline versions devised by MonSFFA members.

Here are the titles of 11 SF/F stories, along with several descriptions for each one. Can you figure out which description is accurate (albeit perhaps misleading and/or grotesquely oversimplified), and which are too silly for this timeline because they were invented by members of MonSFFA?

Participants: Keith, Jay, Joe, Marquise, Alexis, Adam, Agata, Yvon, & Yves   [note: not everyone participated in every round]
Leader: Danny Sichel

1: SCANNERS LIVE IN VAIN

* life in a photo archive is futile

* robots live and look like humans but cannot reproduce and all of their emotions are preprogrammed

* cyborgs are angry because a scientist wants to fill spaceships with oysters

* the intergalactic rock band, “Scanners”, play a concert in Vain, Colorado, and solve a mystery in the process.

* a gang of mediums organize a community in which they try to manage the ever changing future they see, to save their jobs

* a world where body scans have no effect on humans because the technology is obsolete

* mind reading serves nothing

* police radar speed scanner goes too high and kills all policemen

* in a futuristic world, aliens charged with reading the minds of humans mysteriously start committing suicide

* life is a digital fake

2: WHEN IT ENDS, HE CATCHES HER

* the story of every boy-meets-girl-meets-bug-eyed-monster film.

* a dying alien finally catches a fleeing human woman after a thousand-year chase across the universe, but dooms himself in so doing.

* a pilot is lost in his derelict spaceship, until the planetoid he is on in extremis is saved by her.

* android opera in china

* the last man on earth dies of the flu

* the zombie apocalypse makes a ballet dancer sad

* how a hint force runs every space ship

* men are enslaved for reproductive purposes but one man falls in love with a client and plots to run away with her

 

3: THE TROUBLE WITH EMILY

* doctors at a space hospital teach a brontosaurus to be telekinetic

* Emily has a bad habit of starting fires with her brain.

* A small cooing furry ball travels with Emily

* Emily the sentient communication AI has a bug.

* a man’s pet spaniel has cold feet about the upcoming wedding

* AI goes rogue and annihilates all life

* Woman AI goes mad

* A sentient octopus wants to rollerskate

* Emily is a bitch android

 

4: UNICORN VARIATION

* multicultural unicorns

* drunk chess against a unicorn, for the fate of humanity

* farmers were fed up with growing just one type of corn, and demanded variations

* someone tried to make unicorns exist via genetics

* genetically altered horses

* unicorn composes music

* teen girl gangs in the Arctic

* hypothesis about death of universe

 

5: THINGS WITH BEARDS

* what is a story set on jeopardy?

* MonSFFA’s vice-president was not as human as he appeared to be, despite the beard

* Oxhorns vanquished poverty in his life the day he grew a beard, and taught modern people to do the same.

* the Bearded Lady has new competition at the freak show, which has just introduced android members

* The Thing From Another World moves to New York and gets involved with activists

* Remake of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

* Someone tries to invent a spell to banish beards

* A walrus floats on radioactive waste in Miami Beach

* The first men on Earth

 

6: LOVE IS THE PLAN THE PLAN IS DEATH

* a James Bond story that was never made into a film

* aliens threaten humanity with death, until they are made to understand love

* a mantis falls in love with an Earthling

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* coming of age during the era of AIDS

* sequel to the Fifth Element

* an alien spider tries to survive winter, until his mate eats him

* a Satanic couple take up competitive boxing

* future management of population growth

 

7: GO GO GO, SAID THE BIRD

* Instructions to a young bird flying over a statue

* British go-go dancers take over London

* An alien civilization attempts space travel after having been in contact with humans

* An android story about a Paul Klee painting

* Lady Byrd sends her lover home

* Adventures with a bird-shaped spaceship

* A patient breaks out of a mental institution

* A woman flees cannibals, but her family are cannibals also

* Evolution of space flight

 

8: BOOKWORM RUN!

* The story of a bullied genius

* Batman warns his latest nemesis to run, lest he take a batarang to the crotch

* Society invented a way to publish minds, but there are concerns about privacy

* A superintelligent chimpanzee flees the US military

* A worm farmer’s experiments run amok

* Someone goes to all the greatest libraries of the galaxy

* Sequel to ‘Book Thieves’

* A nerdy high school student gets recruited by murderous cyborgs

* Knowledge revolution

 

9: HUNGRY DAUGHTERS OF STARVING MOTHERS

* a Dr Who episode set in Venice

* the zombie apocalypse begins to wind down

* people are concerned their mutually-forming star systems are dying because of the state of their dying nebulae

* story of alien incest

* story about a world where all males have disappeared

* sequel to Book Thieves

* a nerdy high school student gets recruited by murderous cyborgs

* larvae of extraterrestrial nature

* a psychic vampire eats the badness of people she meets on dating sites

 

10: THE ENDANGERED CAMP

* Dinosaurs were going to the moon but then the asteroid wiped out their civilization

* Hikers are put upon by a sasquatch

* Xenoarchaeologists cannot find the object of their search because they are camping directly over the dangerous location

* Camp comedies come with a severe penalty

* Someone stalks L. Sprague de Camp

* Four astronauts on the international space station try to set up a tent, but end up murdering each other

* Planet destruction

 

11: YELLOW SNOW

* Sulphur mining on the moons of jupiter goes horribly wrong

* a volcano erupts sulphur after which a flying saucer crashes into a mountain, resulting in sulphuric acid snow precipitation

* Time-travelling drug dealer genetically engineered to pee heroin

* A lethal form of cocaine is distributed in a Martian colony

* Father Christmas laughs himself silly

* sequel to Snow Crash

* a UFO from Uranus experiences a fuel leak, is stranded on Earth

* pollution ending humanity

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Montreal Area Event / Convention

Free Montreal Gaming Event

Festival Draconis 2018
Le festival de jeux de rôle de Montréal

March 2-4 – Draconis, Montreal, QC, The event is free and is open to people of all ages and levels of experience!

http://festivaldraconis.ca/english/

https://www.facebook.com/FestivalDraconis/

https://warhorn.net/events/festival-draconis

The schedule will be as follows:

Friday

Doors open at 18h00.
Session 1 from 18h30 to 22h30.

Saturday

Doors open at 9h30.
Session 2 from 10h00 to 14h00.
Session 3 from 14h30 to 18h30.
Session 4 from 19h00 to 23h00.

Sunday

Doors open at 10h00.
Session 5 from 10h30 to 14h30.
Session 6 from 15h00 to 19h00.

GAME REGISTRATION

If you’re not already a member of the website Warhorn, register today, indicate your presence to Festival Draconis and add yourself to the game you wish to attend.

If you need help with the registration process, this page should guide you through it.

Just like last year, it will still be possible to put together pick-up games onsite.

CALL FOR GAME MASTERS

It has started! You can add your game(s) with this google form.

GARAGE SALE

We’ll be hosting another garage sale where you’ll be able to buy and sell second-hand gaming products. To sell items, download and fill out the sales form, then bring it with your games to the festival. At the end of the festival, come pick up your cash or unsold items. Or, you could simply donate unsold items to the festival itself.

An announcement will be made when the garage sale form is ready.

BOOTHS

This year, we’ll offer tables for artists and small shops who would like to sell their products on-site. Tables will be free for game designers who run demonstrations of their games. For shops, the cost will be 25$ for two tables. If you are interested, please contact us before February 11th, 2019, a festivaldraconis@gmail.com to make a reservation.

FOOD

This year, there will be a caterer on-site selling homemade sandwiches as well as soft drinks, juice, water, chips, etc… so that you can stay fuelled without leaving the CEGEP.

Obviously, we hope to see very many of you again this year, and please tell your friends and family about Draconis! If you have any questions about the festival, please post them on our Facebook page, and we’ll try to answer as quickly as possible.

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